25 bucks momma braid yo hair.
There’s a tombstone in the brush with my name on the front
But I had no bucks to get “Here lies He-Ran-Outta-Luck” on the back of it
Sharp as a tack, but in the sense that I’m not smart, just a prick
In the fingers and the toes of all of those who show interest in me
yo the simpsons be droppin truth bombs
its different for everyone i guess
This is so perfect. Thank you.
…this is just so…
so spot on.
whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed
I’m at that awkward age where half my friends are engaged or having babies, and the other half are too drunk to find their phones.